marcoh (does not make a polo joke)

[cupidsammo]

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[boxcar]

If you are curious I can go out and ask who made it.

[ Could you fucking imagine. ]

[cupidsammo]

Ask everyone? Wouldn't that take a while?

[boxcar]

It might, but somebody would answer eventually.

They should leave better notes.

[cupidsammo]

Mm, yeah. Then again, if a note was left at all, that probably means it was left out on purpose. Right...?

[boxcar]

[ Hmm. ]

If you are worried, we can make new soup.

[cupidsammo]

Oh.

Do you know how to make some?

[boxcar]

It's hard to mess up soup.

[ To be fair. ]

It won't be amazing but I grew up having to make food for myself and my sister a lot. It should be okay.

[cupidsammo]

That's fine! Honestly, anything would be better than all that fast food we had to eat yesterday.

[boxcar]

It was fast.

[ He's speaking in raw mph. ]

You don't like it?

[ Let's mosey over to the kitchen zone. ]

[cupidsammo]

[ moseys with ]

No, no, honestly, I probably eat out way more than I should, but it's not really good to only eat it.

[boxcar]

You eat what you have to. If it's bad for you, you can try to balance it out in other ways.

[ Oh good, the kitchen is super stocked. Marcoh seems relieved. ]

Grab what looks good.

[ Or what you like they're really doing soup du jour. ]

[cupidsammo]

Shouldn't we figure out what kind of soup it's going to be first?

[boxcar]

You can make anything into soup. Eat it with bread and it makes a pretty filling meal.

If you put pasta in it you don't even need separate bread.

[cupidsammo]

[ .... nods ]

I guess we're winging it. [ no pun intended on her end... ] Then— Let's see. Vegetables? Potatoes and carrots are the usual... Oh, and onion, too?

[boxcar]

That sounds good. Meat would be nice.

[ Looks at options. ]

Is chicken okay?

[cupidsammo]

Chicken's fine! I can chop the vegetables in the meantime, if you'd like to work on that.

[boxcar]

Okay.

[ Just takes a whole-ass fridge chicken.

He doesn't bother with doing the whole knife to cut the chicken into appropriately sized pieces thing. Starts breaking it into chunks with his hands. Clean hands he's not an animal. ]

[cupidsammo]

[ Okay good but also like

dude.......

and here she is actually chopping the veggies into appropriate sized pieces ]

[boxcar]

[ You wanna say sumthin



At least he fills the pot with water in a normal way. Opens a tin of herbs and smells it. He knows just barely enough to make sure this isn't just hot ham water. Sorry it's a very quiet cooking session. ]

[cupidsammo]

[ no sir you are very large and i am so very small

but it's okay, she gets the job done in the meantime. eventually she comes over with the haul. ]

This should be enough, I think. Should I put it in?

[boxcar]

Yeah, go ahead.

[ He'll put the lid on after. ]

Do you want pasta with it or bread?

[ Apparently the only two options. ]

[cupidsammo]

[ APPARENTLY! ]

Oh, we should do pasta! I haven't had any in a while.

[boxcar]

Okay. Looks like we have a lot of it which is good. I already thought we weren't in danger of starving with everyone ordering so much from the cafe but it's even better than I thought.

[ Getting out a bag of shell pasta. Hell yeah! ]

[cupidsammo]

[ PASTA ]

Isn't it? I can't believe we're allowed to have so much of it! Who's paying for all of this?

[boxcar]

......

Well if we are dead...

[ They... don't have to pay taxes... right? ]