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[cupidsammo]

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[cupidsammo]

[ really going to make me explain japanese shit to the japanese person ]

—Hm? Um, you mean calling someone 'senpai'?

[boxcar]

Yes.

[ Truly I don't play many Japanese people so every game is me having this stuff explained to me it's very funny. ]

[cupidsammo]

Ummm... Let's see...

[ girl who was probably never left japan has to think about this one ]

It's basically an honorific you use for someone with more seniority than you, or like—an upperclassman? Usually someone with more experience.

[boxcar]

[ Considers it. ]

I think I get it. Like someone who's worked longer than you.

[cupidsammo]

Yes, exactly! It's a sign of respect toward them.

[boxcar]

It's nice of them to do the cooking for you.

You live together with this person?

[cupidsammo]

Mmhm, her and two others. These days we tend to work together, so it's convenient if we do.

[boxcar]

What do you do for work?

[ Honestly so far none of this sounds weird. ]

[cupidsammo]

[ well, ]

Ah... We help humans fall in love.

/3

[boxcar]

[boxcar]

[boxcar]

Is it called... a dating service?

[cupidsammo]

[







thinking about this ]

I guess that's not... wrong? But still pretty different from online dating apps!

[boxcar]

On line dating app?

[ He understands these words separately? ]

[cupidsammo]

[ oh no. why. there are way too many of you who don't modern technology. ]

...... Does "the internet" mean anything to you?

[boxcar]

No.

[cupidsammo]

Ah. Sorry. Um, then I'll just say it's different from normal dating services...

[boxcar]

Okay.

[ Accepts this non-explanation. ]

... It sounds cute.

[cupidsammo]

Oh, it's very fun! It can be hard work, but I find it rewarding in the end.

[boxcar]

... How does it... work?

[ Curious... ]

[cupidsammo]

Well...

[ Another nom of the soup, then: ]

First we have to do some reconnaissance, so we can try to figure out what type of person is best for our target. But, depending, sometimes it's easy to decide... and sometimes it can be a pretty tough puzzle to solve.

[boxcar]

... Target?

Do people not sign up for this?

[ This really is love arrows help. I hope she gets all of them this game. ]

[cupidsammo]

[ LOVE ARROWS: THE CHARACTER ]

Well, no! Normally humans aren't able to see cupids like me, and we work in secret.

[boxcar]

Cupid...

[ Mathlady.gif

And then he just looks vaguely flustered in the way that's like. Well. Appropriate for being told you're a cupid. ]

Oh. I didn't realise you weren't...

[cupidsammo]

Hahah—not human?