laurence catch-all

[cupidsammo]

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[cupidsammo]

No, but I hear them! How many are there?

[outdistanced]

Oh my god, we really can't even have a single peaceful day just to celebrate the dead, can we?

[ what! the fuck! ]

There's, like, swarms of them! I don't know where they even came from.

[cupidsammo]

The same place that giant goose did?

[outdistanced]

Probably! But they could have done this literally any other day!

[cupidsammo]

W- well there's never a quiet day here, huh...

[outdistanced]

At least some of these curses are harmless, just annoying.

[ but his dignity is saved, just this once. ]

...Do you need help getting around?

[cupidsammo]

I... could probably use some help getting around the rats. Were you headed somewhere?

[outdistanced]

Back to the mansion.

[ to try and change again but if she can't see then he won't mention the clothes out loud. ]

The rats are everywhere right now, but maybe indoors it's not as bad.

[ i thought i hit send already ]

[cupidsammo]

[ his dignity spared, for once ]

The mansion is good! I'd be down for going back.

[outdistanced]

Alright. Do you need me to, uh... hold your hand, or something...?

[cupidsammo]

That'd probably be easiest, huh?

[ offers a hand ]

[outdistanced]

[ yes but it's a little awkward is the thing. he takes her hand. ]

Heard you guys got some weird messages on Sunday. Got any idea what they mean yet?

[cupidsammo]

[ be normal laurence smh ]

Oh, that...

... I just got more of the knock-knock joke.

[outdistanced]

[ he is plenty normal thank you. the normalest guy (richie do not interact) ]

Maybe it'll come in handy sometime. You never know when you'll need a good knock-knock joke.

[ voice completely flat. ]

[cupidsammo]

I thought good ones didn't exist.

[ hers is a little flat, too ]

[outdistanced]

True, they don't. But don't tell Siffrin that.

[cupidsammo]

That sounds like a dangerous thing to do...

[outdistanced]

I don’t think he’ll get mad or anything. Maybe try to win you over with more of them.

[cupidsammo]

See? Dangerous.