laurence catch-all

[cupidsammo]

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[cupidsammo]

Oh. You didn't hear about the knock knock jokes?

[outdistanced]

Oh, Mr. Uruha just told me about that. No one mentioned it before. Whatever that was about, I don't think it really helps, right now.

[cupidsammo]

Yeah... It feels really vague, and I don't think anything came out of it when Taair posted his message. So we're still kind of at nothing.

[outdistanced]

[ nodding. ]

Sounds like it's really just looking for literally anything out of place and going from there. But I haven't seen anything like that except, like, the whistle and that weird chao.

[cupidsammo]

Oh, yeah... People have been finding other stuff around here, huh?

[outdistanced]

Have you not...?

[cupidsammo]

No no, I have something, but it's kind of useless for, er... murder cases.

[outdistanced]

Oh. One of those trick things, huh?

[ curse items... ]

I guess it's too much to hope for more things that would help.

[cupidsammo]

It can give me some pretty good gossip material, I guess... But that doesn't actually help us with anything.

[outdistanced]

Maybe if we could publicly shame them into confessing.

[ which would be kind of funny honestly, ]

[cupidsammo]

… I guess that could be possible if somehow admitting who you’ve kissed is somehow worse than confessing that you’ve killed someone?

[outdistanced]

...Nevermind. After Never Have I Ever, I don't have high hopes for anyone here.

[cupidsammo]

Ahaha… Like I said, it seems it’s just good for gossip material. Maybe I’ll use it for fun one day.

[outdistanced]

If you do, make sure you make it a funny one.

[ they could probably all use a good laugh. ]

[cupidsammo]

I’ll try. Unless you have any suggestions?

[outdistanced]

I don't know... I'd say Yves, but he seems pretty shameless about it. Maybe Mr. Tozier...?

[ what's going on with that divorce anyway ]

[cupidsammo]

I think Yves would confess to it first, actually… You think Richie has, though?

[outdistanced]

I don't know if he'd confess, but he wouldn't be ashamed about it.

[ frankly he would've said adolphe if he was still here. ]

Not sure. I don't think anyone's been flirting openly besides the usual suspects. [ yves, elysia, everyone who's been cursed... ] The only others I know of were cursed into it, so.

[cupidsammo]

So no easy target, huh? This’ll be a tough crowd to use that one on.

[outdistanced]

Not yet. [ key words. ] You could always save it for after the next round of Never Have I Ever. Get some good hints first.

[cupidsammo]

If it happens again. But we'll see if any good hints drop soon.

[outdistanced]

[ and then we got a rule about shipping on the mingle hooray for koharu

pretends laurence wasn't a bully about it ]

[cupidsammo]

[ LOVE WINS!!!!!! HEHEEHOO ]