janboy catch-all

[cupidsammo]

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[cupidsammo]

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Well. I could think of something.

[kumeyuri]

Went on an impromptu vacation no one knew about?

[cupidsammo]

Something work related might be more believable.

[kumeyuri]

[a tilt of his head]

What do you do for work?

[cupidsammo]

I... help humans fall in love.

[kumeyuri]

What?

[cupidsammo]

—No, really! I do!

[kumeyuri]

How does that even work!?

[cupidsammo]

[ like, panicked: ]

I shoot them?!

[kumeyuri]

You WHAT!?

[O__O]

[cupidsammo]

—Wait, that came out wrong! I— I— I mean I do but nobody gets hurt! They don't even know!

[kumeyuri]

[WAVES HIS HANDS]

Whoa, okay! Let's slow down and back up from the beginning here.

[cupidsammo]

[ wheeze ]

S- sorry... Um. I'm a cupid, so...

[kumeyuri]

[blinks]

Don't apologize. [gets that out of the way first.] Like... in the mythology?

[cupidsammo]

[ a nod!! ]

Yes, that's right. Like the stories!

[kumeyuri]

Right, I do recall that involved shooting people... I wasn't aware it was considered a job, though.

[cupidsammo]

Well, no... We do keep ourselves hidden away from humans.

[kumeyuri]

And then you shoot people to make them fall in love with each other.

[cupidsammo]

[ another nod ]

Yes, it's just like that.

[kumeyuri]

... Can I ask what the purpose is?

[cupidsammo]

—Huh? I- I mean... How else are people supposed to fall in love?

[kumeyuri]

[I... IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION...]

... Naturally...?

[cupidsammo]

[ ................ ]

Actually. Yeah.

[kumeyuri]

... Are you all right?

[YOU GOOD THERE, KOHARU]

[cupidsammo]

—Yes, of course! Please don't worry! I'm not really with it today it seems, ahaha...