a catch-all full of clowns

[cupidsammo]

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[cupidsammo]

of everyone here!
he didn't think there were some you would be able to pull off

[ and neither does she, but nobody has to admit to that ]

[gutterbound]

Well first things first, I don't make a habit of imitating kids and teenagers. That's creepy.

But anyone else, shoot. I'll take them on.

[cupidsammo]

so I'm excluded from that?

[gutterbound]

You WANT me to try your voice?

I mean I can try? Give me a few.

[HELP ME OKAY. Richie sits here thinking about his life and his choices.

After a few moments of standing alone in his room practising being a teenage girl, an action he feels will haunt him for all his afterlife, a voice note comes through.]

How's this work for you?

[cupidsammo]

[ It's a good thing this conversation is happening over text, because Koharu cracks up on her end. She's saving this voicemail forever. ]

no way!!!
you actually did it!!
we really didn't think you could

[gutterbound]

[kill him now]

I barely can to be frank, a lot of women's voices hurt after a while.

But you're welcome. I hope he owes you money.

[cupidsammo]

hehe
sorry
I thought it might be tough for you
I'll make him fork over something