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[cupidsammo]

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[cupidsammo]

Wait, really?

I thought you would know what cupids were...

[productionhell]

Well, yes, but I always thought that was more of a myth. But there's a lot about Earth I don't know. I haven't exactly been there.

[cupidsammo]

There's something weird about a demon calling you a myth...

[productionhell]

I suppose there is, isn't there?

I'm sorry, Koharu. Thank you for educating me.

[cupidsammo]

Oh, no, it's okay. I mean, I've never met a demon before either, so...

[productionhell]

I guess we're both learning new things about each other.

So... do you use arrows? Or was that an exaggeration?

[cupidsammo]

[ she shakes her head ]

Arrows are considered pretty old-school, I think. Everyone just uses guns now.

[productionhell]

Ohh.

It's not... violent, is it?

[cupidsammo]

No way! I would never hurt anyone!

[productionhell]

Just making sure! Pretty much everyone I know is violent, so.... you can't be too careful, you know?

[cupidsammo]

O- oh. Right.

[ demons! ]

Though, I don't think being violent towards humans would help our cause much.

[productionhell]

Right. And it makes perfect sense -- you're messengers of love. No need for violence! Just.... love.

[ hehe ]

[cupidsammo]

Yes, exactly! It really is one of the best jobs to have!

[productionhell]

Can you tell me more about it?

[ she wants to knowwww ]

[cupidsammo]

That's probably fine...

[ Maybe? They generally try to hide from humans, so would she get in trouble for this? Hm. ]

But what would you like to know?

[productionhell]

Oh, well, if it isn't fine, don't feel obligated. I'm just very curious, you see.

Well--- how does it work, exactly? Do you pick who falls in love? Do they have to have chemistry? That sort of thing.

[cupidsammo]

Hm...

We have a task board full of targets that we pick from, so it isn't random or anything. But—yes, they need to have some, otherwise our bullets would be useless once we shoot them.

[productionhell]

That makes perfect sense. After all, there needs to be a spark between two people before anything can happen.

[ her eyes sparkle, she's clearly a romantic ]

Am I right?

[cupidsammo]

Hahah... You're definitely not wrong! Besides, I don't think it'd be right to set up two people who wouldn't be good for each other.

[productionhell]

Exactly. The best love stories always start with a spark...

[ happy sigh ]

[cupidsammo]

[ awww ]

You sound like you're a fan of love, yourself!

[productionhell]

Oh, I am! I love my girlfriend, Vaggie, very much, and it's always nice to see two people in love.

[ literally disney sparkles, why is she this way ]

[cupidsammo]

[ whoa... this is so heckin cute ]

Oh, so that's why! That's wonderful! What's she like?

[productionhell]

[ she loves her girlfriend ]

She's very kind, and supportive, and loving! And strong! She has a bit of a temper, but she's always looking out for me and our hotel. I love her so much.

[ she will literally talk forever if given the chance ]

[cupidsammo]

[ you love to see it!!! ]

I can tell! She's super lucky to have someone who loves her so much!